Boned (2016)

Boned (2016)

SAMANTHA MARLOWE, actress/dog-walker, is struggling to make rent. Opportunity knocks in the form of a handsome doctor, EDWARD PIERCE, who needs care for his aunt’s Maltese, Humphrey. But Edward isn’t who he claims to be – as Sam finds out when she gets trailed by cronies of THE MISTRESS, a sexy and scary dominatrix looking for Humphrey. Sam’s business partner gets shot, her home gets broken into, and she falls in love with a sweet little Maltese whose life is in danger. Sam has to solve the mystery of who wants to hurt this little Maltese and why, all the while making it to her commercial callback, giving the GOTH KIDS and a scary GOTH MAN the slip, and making her starring performance in the under-attended but critically acclaimed play – The Dark and Bloody Love Bath. While Sam and Humphrey are both pawns in a game of petty revenge, Sam ultimately returns Humphrey safe to his owner, realizing that real love is a dog’s love.

Genre: Comedy

Director: Laura Lee Bahr

Producer: Angela Landis, Joseph Siraki, Kirk Roos, Bai Ling (Executive), Robyn Cohen (co-producer), Royce Allen Dudley (co-producer), Lizbeth Chappell (co-producer), We Make Movies (co-producer)

Writer: Laura Lee Bahr

Cast: Angela Landis, Josh Randall, Robyn Cohen, Bai Ling, Craig Gellis, Chris Mollica, Deanna Lund, Jomarie Ward, Casey Kramer, Ian Watson, Christopher Park, Stefan Singh, Jen Ray, Bruno Oliver, Perry D’Marco, Chris Hayes, William Thomas Jones, Deitra Leak